A brief and not at all comprehensive list of nicknames

The following is a list of commonly used nicknames for our cat,in no order in particular. 

I’m responsible for nearly all of them. 

  1. Party-squirrel. 
  2. Fuzzy smudgens 
  3. Dr. Toes 
  4. Dr. Pants 
  5. Professor toez 
  6. The dark lord 
  7. Squirrelly-beans 
  8. BUN. (confusing, seeing as I also call Alvin this) 
  9. Asshole 
  10. Squishybeanz 
  11. Chubby-nubbins 
  12. His lordship 
  13. Puca 

You’re welcome, people of the internet. 

#gotosleep 

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